Jason Phu

a procession / proceeded / proudly / down the street / four drummers / 3 horns / and a big fat man / farting purple butterflies / it is a dream if they still say so

death, the keeper of the night / arrives / in its halloween costume / dressed as / death / and swallows / the whole swamp / all the frogs and stars and dragonflies and the moon / and even the sun / until there is nothing / not even memories / or even the memories / that there were / memories

i fell asleep / to the gentle snap cackle pop / of the fire place / muttering nonsense / to the sound of frogs and crickets / and the sound of a single mosquito / eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee / and the sun / taking over / the counting of the days

i dreamed of a crazy city / full of wild things / hamburgers at the stroke of midnight / a dog daringly doing diarrhea / an american fire hydrant / and me / the same colour as the pavement

i had a dream i had / while the owl went tik tok / while the water went drip drop / had i dreamed? i had

across the street / two men / fallen into a fountain / have a big fight / a small invisible goblin / takes bets / 33:1 / the crowd cheers

and there is darkness / that is not the night / until all that is left / is me / and everyone i know / and all of my belongings / a car / a cake / a house / and a bottle / of dust / all stacked on top of each other

i saw two men drive past / in a bright red car / and run over / a snake as old as time / and yell out to me / “the blue lotus will rise / do not trust the giant baby”

bathing in the hotsprings / i swiped away away a ghostly mist / an image of you / and you disappeared into a cloud of butterflies / so all i was left with / was a pool of my own filthy thoughts

i would have come by sooner / but i riding on the grandfather turtle from the beginning of eternity, on whence our reality is built / who does not adhere to bus schedules / and now the flower i brought has wilted / and so has your desire

is it a threesome / if all three of you / are facing each other / reciting love poems / and then turning around and leaving through / three separate doors / and never speaking again? / i dont know / but i wish id never taken / this viagra

“a long time ago i used to live in a cave on a mountain. one day a deer walked past my cave, i had never seen a deer on the mountain before. i followed the deer down the mountain, the deer led me to a stream. from then on i lived next to the stream”

come here you little cunt / im going to consume you / and the vultures will pick at your bones / and the sun will bleach them / and the pink man / will / observe

what beautiful flowers we pluck / for our sweeties / the gods must have planted these / for us / or / the flowers are gods / or / we are the gods

a huge brawl erupts / under the acid rain / i piss on everyone / to calm them / as camomile does / for the old lady / who smells of cats

saturn devouring chocolate covered marshmallows while the sun excitedly watches

“i wont masturbate in rooms with pictures of my grandparents: or i always think my dead god mother is watching me masturbate”

bird flying over some flowers, but probably flying in the wrong direction

bee having a nap next to some flowers on a sunny day

birds and butterflies and bee and flowers and unhappy frogs and lilies in a swamp at sunset

12 foot long cock versus 12 and a half foot long cock

buddha as a smurf contemplating being a little blue fuck, under a red flower on an orange day

im riding a horse to nowhere town (and nobody’s gonna stop me because everyone turned into sand

(1) in my dreams, there’s no way to save every single person, so i press the big red button and kill everyone

(2) even butter melts when you run a butterknife through it that was retrieved from the breakroom of a still fresh nuclear reactor meltdown site

(3) what do you really win when you win? if it’s a million dollars then i want to win. if it’s a face full of angry bees then i dont want to win

(4) everything stinks under a stinking hot sun, everything grows under a sexy sexy summer sun (after a pile of dead rats on a lovely flower bed in the rocks)

(5) who sucked all the cum out of my cum rag collection?

(6) they say watching something brings it into existence, i say it’s when you put a peepee in a weewee

(3) what do you really win when you win? if it’s a million dollars then i want to win. if it’s a face full of angry bees then i dont want to win

“im riding a horse to nowhere town (and nobody’s gonna stop me because everyone turned into sand)”

“it took us so long to get here, and now there’s no way back, we could break the glass, but we would be shattering our vows.”

“shutup you idiot, we’re a ghost. we haunt this park, dont ever picnic here again or ill take your phone and wallet and sandwiches”

“be as strong as a mountain and as fluid as a river they said. they were wrong, the mountain was a mound of old tv monitors and the river was a dry bed of ox bones”

“in a time before, i was made of stone, and was the toughest thing around. now they have diamonds and steel and metals mined from asteroids. diggers and dynamite carve through me like a seatbelt on a summers day on naked salty skin.”

“im gonna smash your head in with this hammer and my big muscles that this magical forest gifted me”

“love is hard enough without all the distractions, the sand, the desert lizards, the bodily fluids and the feeling like someone is watching you, you will never find love.”

“we don’t eat little children but we do feast like medieval kings in dusty old oil paintings”

“how did you find this place, it doesn’t even exist within a dimensional plane, it is beyond your understanding, it is more than you can handle, it is outside the range of emotions you could ever conjure.”

“where is my home but here? i am a cat that has forgotten how agile it is, caught in an alleyway between two cars playing chicken.”

“if you ever see us in your reflection it means you won’t get a good nights rest. we snore and burp and fart and walk and talk in our sleep, but most of all we cry because none of this is real and these aren’t our beds and we just want to go home”

“i recently took some recorder lessons so i could be more popular at parties, the ancient bamboo flute i usually play summoned the ghost of christmas past, a real party pooper.”

“imagine being the eight dragon kings of all the seas with all the power of the forces of nature and mystical powers of everlasting life and wisdom of the ages and still drowning in your own soup of feelings and left-on-read messages.”

"i came here to eat your tiny skull"

“i had a nap and had a nightmare. when i woke up i was still hungry.”

“the lake dried up and all the Fish died”

“people who are drunk say stupid things that sound like stupid things”

“give me 30 years to learn some stuff ”

“i walked 10,000 k’s to find you, the roses i brought are wilted, the dried out stems, i wear as a coat”

“in the end even the worms don’t win, the owls pluck them out during the midnight summer rains.”

“i forgot everything i learnt in highschool”

"woah, that was a really big meal"

Love your guts

“two turtles in love is called a twortle”

“do you know who the snake respects?”

“i got lotsa problems, but mostly i eat too much and a i drink too much”

“i love you about this much"

do you know who the snake respects?

two turtles in love is called a twortle

the lake dried up and all the fish died

i dont remember drawings these or what they say (a)

i dont remember drawings these or what they say (b)

i dont remember drawings these or what they say (c)

i dont remember drawings these or what they say (d)

i dont remember drawings these or what they say (e)

i dont remember drawings these or what they say (f)

sometimes i will watch some comedy movies to relax before i sleep, it is the same as getting drunk

everyone will die one day. but not everyone is dead right now. keep that in mind when settling debts.

i quite like the eggplant, even though it is a poisonous fruit

it's good to have extra plates, cups and cutlery for unexpected guests or when you are lazy at washing up

a vase can hold many things but mostly umbrellas

put the kettle on the boil to make a cup of tea or to boil water faster for a pot of soup

lightbulbs are a beautiful thing you could paint but what would be the use?

i have an anger and fear that i cannot control and that scares me. but i am ok with it because my circumstances are aligned.