Jason Phu

“it took us so long to get here, and now there’s no way back, we could break the glass, but we would be shattering our vows.”

“shutup you idiot, we’re a ghost. we haunt this park, dont ever picnic here again or ill take your phone and wallet and sandwiches”

“im gonna smash your head in with this hammer and my big muscles that this magical forest gifted me”

“we don’t eat little children but we do feast like medieval kings in dusty old oil paintings”

“how did you find this place, it doesn’t even exist within a dimensional plane, it is beyond your understanding, it is more than you can handle, it is outside the range of emotions you could ever conjure.”

“where is my home but here? i am a cat that has forgotten how agile it is, caught in an alleyway between two cars playing chicken.”

“if you ever see us in your reflection it means you won’t get a good nights rest. we snore and burp and fart and walk and talk in our sleep, but most of all we cry because none of this is real and these aren’t our beds and we just want to go home”

“i recently took some recorder lessons so i could be more popular at parties, the ancient bamboo flute i usually play summoned the ghost of christmas past, a real party pooper.”

“i had a nap and had a nightmare. when i woke up i was still hungry.”

“give me 30 years to learn some stuff ”

“i walked 10,000 k’s to find you, the roses i brought are wilted, the dried out stems, i wear as a coat”

“in the end even the worms don’t win, the owls pluck them out during the midnight summer rains.”

“i forgot everything i learnt in highschool”

"woah, that was a really big meal"

Love your guts

“i got lotsa problems, but mostly i eat too much and a i drink too much”