"if i was a fruit i would be a giant watermelon," said the little red demon, / ”well then i would be that youtube video of the woman smashing watermelons with her giant breasts,” said god, “dude, she crushed a can as well and it was like bulldozer crushing a cockroach, light that shit up and let’s watch some youtube.”
2026
"if i was a fruit i would be a giant watermelon," said the little red demon, / ”well then i would be that youtube video of the woman smashing watermelons with her giant breasts,” said god, “dude, she crushed a can as well and it was like bulldozer crushing a cockroach, light that shit up and let’s watch some youtube.”